XXXmas Erotic Gift Guide 2022
Posted on December 09 2022
Dear Santa…I know exactly what I want for XXXmas this year!
We think sex toys make a perfect gift for just about any occasion (as long as it’s appropriate and consensual, of course)! Yes, pleasure toys are a very personal item, but they are also often an investment, indulgent and potentially embarrassing to buy for yourself. But when you GIVE sex toys for the holidays you are GIFTING a doorway to new experiences!
If you're not sure what to choose this gifting season—practical, erotic, romantic, indulgent, funny, or just plain sexy—let us help you out! There’s something for everyone on this naughty XXX-Mas list:
1. For the long distance relationship: Zalo Aya in Obsidian Black
This long distance sex toy is uniquely adaptable for different kinds of play. External stimulation from Aya’s contoured body, as well as deep, internal stimulation from the removable silicone attachment. Compatible with the ZALO Remote Pro app that allows users to customize the powerful functions with the tap or stroke of their fingertip and control the Aya from anywhere in the world via Bluetooth and Wifi.
2. For the couple that does yoga: Door Jam Sex Sling
Strong, durable, and highly adjustable for your most creative sexual endeavors. This door sex swing is the one pleasure accessory you must add to your collection. It can be paired with any partner, vibrator, or even used with a suction cup dildo by yourself!
3. For the sophisticated man: Hot Octopuss Pulse Solo Lux Vibrating Guybrator
Go hands-free with the clever wrist-strap remote, and push power to the limits when you unleash the LUX’s dedicated Turbo button! Sit back and let the PulsePlate™ deliver a stimulating hands-free pleasure experience.
4. For the musician in your life: We-Vibe Chorus in Blue or Purple
Two become one – the only remote controlled couples toy that truly understands you. Intelligent but intuitive, Chorus allows you to experience the most powerful pleasure: a shared, simultaneous orgasm. Intensify your pleasure with 10+ modes and deep, rumbly vibrations with this couple sex toy.
5. For the Christmas Spirit Enthusiast: Santa's Sexy Helper Outfit
Find the loophole for getting off (or on top of) the naughty list with our Santa's Helper Set. Get ready to sit on Santa's lap and tell him all of your secret desires in this satin and lace Christmas lingerie set.
6. For the friend you hate to be apart from: Clone-A-Willy Vibe Kit in Neon Purple
A complete “penis casting” setup that purports to yield a highly detailed mold of your penis, as well as a vibrating silicone replica of your penis. Clone A Willy's casting kit captures incredible lifelike detail, making it the most personalized sex toy on the planet!
7. For the booty shaker in your life: Gender X Gold Digger Set
These sleek & stylish luxury butt plugs offer sexy nonporous playtime for all! This set is a must-have with multiple sizes for a truly erotic experience. Petite, medium & large plugs alike feature bulbous, shiny shafts with incremental bulbs that look shapely and feel even better.
8. For the 'Alpha' Personality: Learn The Ropes Kit
The perfect kit for anyone interested in learning more about Shibari rope bondage. Everything you need to explore your Shibari fetish in one fantasy set. Enjoy your intro to BDSM and sensory play with the Learn the Ropes sensory BDSM bondage set.
9. For your friend that loves to travel: ID Premium Lubricants Assorted 6 pack
Why choose one when you can have them all? The perfect gift for the person that is always on the go. Choose your flavor of the day and get on your way to play.
10. For your very own Mrs. Claus: Christmas Hooded Teddy and Belt
Slip into the holiday spirit with this fun flirty Christmas Hooded Teddy and Belt suit. Perfect for the naughty Mrs. Claus in your life. Serving up Santa's favorite cookie!
11. For the Holiday Party Planner: Reversible Naughty & Nice Santa Hat
This playful Christmas costume hat is a naughty way to spice up your holiday role play outfit. Get into the spirit and decide which side you'll wear first!
12. For the friend who would never kiss and tell: $50 Gift Card to Cheztoon